| Jones Gets Suspended | |
| Season 1, Episode 5 | |
| Directed by | Michael Patrick Jann |
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Summary[]
Jones is put on crossing guard duty after striking Garcia.
Cold Open[]
Cold Open description to come.
Plot[]
Jones is suspended after Garcia makes a joke about Halle Berry being half-Black and half-Polish: "So she can steal VCR's but she can't program 'em?" Dangle coolly objects that that cannot possibly be the best joke about someone who is half-Black and half-Polish.
Jones is on crossing guard duty. Various deputies visit him throughout the day to comfort him.
Williams visits her hairdresser to get a makeover before she visits Jones. She finds Dangle getting highlights. The hairdresser says that Dangle had also mentioned that he was getting prettied up before seeing Jones.
Jones and Garcia bury the hatchet.
Cast[]
| Cedric Yarbrough | … | Deputy S. Jones |
| Niecy Nash | … | Deputy R. Williams |
| Robert Ben Garant | … | Deputy T. Junior |
| Thomas Lennon | … | Lt. J. Dangle |
| Carlos Alazraqui | … | Deputy J. Garcia |
| Wendi McLendon-Covey | … | Deputy C. Johnson |
| Kerri Kenney | … | Deputy T. Wiegel |
| Andrew Bowen | … | Man with Nunchucks |
| Daniele Gaither | … | Hairstylist |
| Nick Swardson | … | Roller Skating Hustler |
| Murray Sawchuk | … | Magician |
| Nat Faxon | … | Milkshake Guy |