| Secret Santa | |
|---|---|
| Season 6, Episode 14 | |
| Air date | 7/1/2009 |
| Episode guide | |
| Previous The Midnight Swingers |
Next Wiegel's Couple's Therapy |
Quote[]
"Hey, Marvin? ... it's not Hey Marvin, it's Lee Marvin."
Summary[]
Three deputies show up at a UFO sighting. Are they the guys who usually stand at the back of the room? Are they participating in Secret Santa?
Cold Open[]
All the cops drink coffee while watching security video of a perp who, it turns out, peed in the coffee pot.
Plot[]
Dangle and Junior investigate lights in the desert and are confronted by a crew of unknown officers setting up lights around some burn spots on the ground.
Jones and Declan address a disturbance at Captain Crabby's. Andrew has taken his $17,000 sex doll out to dinner for her birthday.
The morning briefing sees Dangle discussing the Secret Santa program. The unknown officers are present at the back and no one wants to admit they don't know whether they are the usual group who stand at the back.
Junior and Rizzo respond to a burglary call and are confronted by an armed Neighborhood Watch. They end up taking cover with the robber, who makes a run for their car with their keys and comes back for them.
Dangle and Junior appear on Mexican Radio with El Chupacara (Nick Kroll). It's Bicycle Safety Week. El Chupacabra says their announcement is boring, "race war" is exciting, and then talks with Chupi Chupi in Spanish during the commercial break about killing the two officers.
Dangle and Wiegel plan to uncover the unknown officers' identities.
Wiegel and Williams discuss Secret Santa and end up talking to the unknown officers. They distract her by asking how fast she can eat a hot dog.
Declan and Jones respond to a bar fight. The fight is so brutal, they wait outside until only the bartender is still standing.
Jones and Rizzo question Mike about a disturbance the night before.
Dangle rides with one of the unknown officers and tries to guess his name.
Wiegel addresses students about private parts.
Dangle and Junior, then Wiegel and Rizzo, talk about Secret Santa from years past.
Dangle and Junior respond to a 911 call that from Ranger Glenn that turns out to be a false alarm.
Back at the station the crew continues discussing the unknown officers when they appear and reveal themselves as Men in Black from the Office of Homeworld Security.
Notes[]
The sex doll actually costs $17,000; the crew know the price because they had to borrow it.
Guest Stars: Nick Kroll